Mama's Big Dumpster Fire T-Shirt

$29.99

Because some people were born to win… and some were born to burn it all down with flair.

Introducing “Mama’s Big Dumpster Fire” — the tee for the unbothered, over-caffeinated, emotionally unstable legend who’s running on vibes, tequila, and a little bit of unprocessed childhood trauma.

This shirt proudly celebrates bad decisions, blurry nights, and a lifestyle that screams “I may be a mess, but at least I’m the main character.”

Perfect for brunches that turn into benders, texts you shouldn’t send, and anyone whose liver could give a Marine a run for his GI Bill.

Warning: May spontaneously combust near red flags, exes, or wine coolers.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  •  Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.