👁🍆=🌽⭐️ T-Shirt
For those who don’t just talk the talk, but walk the walk—with style, confidence, and maybe a little too much charm.
This “I F*** Like a Porn Star, Call Me” shirt takes subtlety and throws it out the window, replacing it with emojis that say it all. Whether you're wearing it for a night out or just to let everyone know what you're packing (both in personality and confidence), this shirt is an invitation—one that doesn't ask for permission, it demands attention.
Perfect for anyone with a playful side, a love for bold statements, and a seriously unapologetic attitude. So go ahead, wear your confidence like a badge of honor and let the world know you're not just another “good guy” on the block.
Warning: Wearing this may cause sudden influx of messages, unsolicited DMs, and awkward encounters with your mom's friends.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Daddy Trauma Clothing CO.
- Email: contact@support.daddytraumaclothing.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
👁🍆=🌽⭐️ T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
