




Legalize DUI T-Shirt
For the person who can't seem to go to the bar and have one, thinks the Uber app is just for food and will fight somebody for their keys while they're trying to climb through the ladies room window. You're a mess. But you can do better than drunk texts and a long line of disappointed exes. Why not set your goals higher and really fight the system!?
(Disclaimer: We at Daddy Trauma Clothing Co. DO NOT condone illegal activity. This is a joke. Please don't blame us for your inability to make rational life decisions.)
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Daddy Trauma Clothing CO.
- Email: contact@support.daddytraumaclothing.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Legalize DUI T-Shirt Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|