Emotional Damage VIP Hoodie
"Emotional Damage VIP" Hoodie – by Daddy Trauma Clothing Co.
Congratulations, you’ve officially unlocked premium heartbreak status. This jet-black hoodie is your backstage pass to the club no one really wants to be in — but here we are, making it fashion.
Made for the emotionally unavailable, self-aware, and those who laugh through the pain (and maybe text their ex at 2AM), this hoodie wraps you in soft, cozy cotton while your insides remain... complicated.
Features:
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Bold “Emotional Damage VIP” graphic — because basic trauma is so last season
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Signature Daddy Trauma™ attitude stitched into every seam
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Unisex fit, but gives off heavy “don’t talk to me unless it’s about our shared abandonment issues” energy
Warning: May cause strangers to overshare their childhood stories. Wear responsibly.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Fabric weight: 9.4 oz./yd.² (319 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Daddy Trauma Clothing CO.
- Email: contact@support.daddytraumaclothing.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Emotional Damage VIP Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27.75
|
22 1/2
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22 1/2
|
|
M
|
28.75
|
23 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
24.75
|
24.25
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
26
|
24.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.75
|
27.25
|
25 1/2
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3XL
|
32.75
|
28.25
|
27
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