Apply Here Checklist Men's Shirt
Now accepting applications—for those brave enough to date the unholy trinity: Alternative. Metalhead. Daddy Issues. ✅✅✅
This checklist tee is your personal dating résumé, proudly displaying everything a potential suitor needs to know before diving headfirst into your beautifully messy world. Got commitment issues? Great. A nicotine addiction and a playlist full of sad metal bangers? Even better.
With “Apply Here” stamped underneath, this shirt isn’t just fashion—it’s a warning label disguised as an invitation. Ideal for anyone who thrives on loud music, chaotic decisions, and emotionally unavailable partners.
Comes with a side of eyeliner, rage issues, and probably a court-ordered therapy recommendation.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Daddy Trauma Clothing CO.
- Email: contact@support.daddytraumaclothing.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Apply Here Checklist Men's Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
