Daddy Trauma Scale T-shirt
Warning: Emotional baggage ahead.
This “Daddy Trauma” scale tee is for the person who knows exactly what they want in a partner—and that’s unresolved trauma at max capacity. With the meter cranked almost to the top, this shirt boldly announces that you’re only in the market for those who’ve got daddy issues, trust issues, and a “can’t-live-without-my-therapy-sessions” vibe.
The “You must be at least this high to ride” sign means one thing: if your emotional baggage doesn’t come with a backstory, you're simply not enough of a project for this wearer. Only the most chaotic, broken, and beautifully complicated souls need apply.
Disclaimer: May lead to questionable decisions, dramatic first dates, and a whole lot of “we need to talk” text messages.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Daddy Trauma Clothing CO.
- Email: contact@support.daddytraumaclothing.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Daddy Trauma Scale T-shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
