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For the man who's not just a red flag—he’s the whole damn parade.
The Call Me Daddy tee is for the guy who’s got swagger, emotional unavailability, and a magnetic pull on girls with unresolved trauma. Whether you're her type because you don’t text back or because you remind her of someone she’s working through in therapy or she's still not over dad leaving to get milk and cigarettes—this shirt just makes it easier.
With subtle kink energy and bold daddy vibes, this one says, “I’ve got commitment issues, but I’ll ruin your life respectfully.”
Soft, comfy, and toxic in all the right ways. Just like you.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Daddy Trauma Clothing CO.
- Email: contact@support.daddytraumaclothing.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Call Me Daddy Men's Shirt Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|